IL: Is grunge still prevalent?
Rev: No, grunge is dead. We cycled through that whole indie thing……
El Barto: The whole indie acoustic, eclectic shit. There’s a good metal scene in Seattle.
Walrus: Doom metal like Neurosis. Believe it or not, Tad’s bringing it back.
El Barto: Straight up hard rock? Nada piñata!
Rev: There’s like the Spitting Cobras
El Barto: Spitting Cobras and ourselves. That’s about it.
IL: Is it hard to get a gig out there?
El Barto: Not at all. That’s our town.
Rev: We have a good draw and our fans fucking drink a lot. Our people drink beer and do shots of Jager all night long.
IL: That’s the thing. It’s good drinking music.
El Barto: Yeah, you’re right! It’s party music man.
Rev: If you hire a reggae band and everybody is getting high and drinking water the bartenders aren’t doing any business. It’s our secret weapon; we have a bunch of alcoholic fans.
El Barto: Camaro rock
Rev: Camaro rock baby!
IL: You guys mentioned lady GaGa as far as influences, but why did you cover Paparazzi when there are a lot of other songs?
Rev: You have to ask Bart and Princess, because they were the ones that turned me on to Lady GaGa, and they were like we should either do Poker Face or Paparazzi. But it was their idea.
El Barto: Princess and I tossed ideas around between those two tunes. I came up with a version of that song [Paparazzi] and he [Princess] came up with a version. We took the verse from one and the chorus from the other and that’s how we came up with it.
Princess: That’s how we get rock n roll!
El Barto: That’s how we write most of our stuff…..it works. It’s a different version and people respond to it well.
Rev: Any time when you’re putting stuff out there and you can get a reaction, hopefully it’s a positive one, that’s kind of what you want. We just want to connect with people, you know?
El Barto: Chicks dig it too…..
IL: Yeah?
Rev: Fuck yeah! We want all the chicks at our shows man, because if the chicks are there the dudes will follow.
IL: How do you guys do your writing? Do you come up with a riff……?
El Barto: Generally Princess and I will bring the core idea to these guys, generally to Rev and let him do his thing. We have a pro tools studio of our own which enables you to…..
IL: Is that how you guys did…..
El Barto: That’s how we did the whole record, yeah.
Rev: I’ll come up with some ideas on vocals and we’ll maybe say, make this the chorus or make it longer or shorter…..it’s just levels of commitment. And then he’ll come back and say, oh, I have this vocal idea to add to it….Then we’ll take it back on the floor and try to play it live. It’s kind of a train wreck at first, but it starts to come together. Then we’ll record that core idea and we’ll listen to it and decide if that’s something that warrants further attention, and if it is, then we’ll start looking at writing intros, outros and solos. Then it’s, how can we make the arrangement cool? Then it’s done. Then we just record it right there, because we record everything where we rehearse. It’s all in house, except for the mastering. We have Black Belt Mastering and Seattle Disc Mastering that master it at the end, but everything is recorded, mixed, engineered and produced right in our fucking rehearsal space, which is just a little room in a basement. And we have a toilet too!
Our last space didn’t have a toilet.
El Barto: We had to go to Starbucks. They hated us there.
Rev: We used all their toilet paper, so……They started making us use the cup insulators and they’re really abrasive. Macho wipes!
IL: If I write that is Starbucks gonna come after you?
Rev: Sure, I hope so!
El Barto: I hope so!
Rev: Any publicity is good publicity.
El Barto: Right!
Rev: At this level we’ll take what we can get! Nobody knows about us!
El Barto: Amen!
Rev: So thank god you’re here! (laughs)
EL Barto: Thank god for you two!
Rev: We’ve got two people that know about us now!
IL: What’s an average day on the road for you guys?
Rev: Bart usually gets up at eight, starts making coffee and then usually gets us up at nine. We start milling around; then we’re usually out the door by ten at the local “shit n git”. We load up on fuel, donuts, cigarettes and coffee….
Suzuki Sixx: Gas station food….
Walrus: Hot water.
Rev: Hot water, because the Walrus likes to make his own coffee. And then we drive from about eleven to four or five. We come here, wait for Tantric to get done with their sound check; then we load all the gear on and do our sound check. Then we either try to run to the hotel to take a shower, or we just play as is. We stay until the end of the show, about two thirty, get back to the hotel at three, sleep for like four or five hours and it starts again at eight o clock.
IL: How long have you guys been doing that?
Rev: Three weeks. We’re going on the fourth now. Actually it’s five weeks because we have over a week of travel time on both sides of the tour. We’re gonna do 13, 494 miles. We got a budget. Princess has to whore himself out for our gas money sometimes.
El Barto: I’ll tell ya, things have been running lean…...
Suzuki Sixx: Profits have been going down.
Princess: I’ve been losing weight so…..
Rev: Business ain’t what it used to be!
IL: Here in Denver we have Colfax. Anyone can get business on Colfax.
Princess: Sweet!
Rev: (singing) Put on the red light!
Walrus: I played the Lions Lair on Colfax. I was telling these guys there were crack heads and everything hanging out there [on Colfax]. Man, it was crazy.
Rev: So we’ll take Princess down there with his dog collar, chain and his thong, and we’ll run him up and down the street until we get some takers.
Princess: That’ll be our next video campaign.
Rev: That’s right! That’ll be our next video, and our gas money to get to Oklahoma.
IL: What can we expect from a live show?
Princess: What can’t you expect from a live show?
Rev: There’s boredom, sadness, depression….
El Barto: It’s supposed to be fun right? We try to make it fun. It’s always fun for us, but sometimes I question whether it’s fun for the audience. Content can be questionable at times.
Princess: Sometimes they don’t get it.
El Barto: Sometimes they don’t think cocaine and hookers is as funny as we do, but you know…..If it’s offensive you’re too old.
Rev: We’ll it’s definitely adult entertainment but…We only get twenty five minutes on stage, and in response to your earlier question, one thing I didn’t include is, then we play. All of that stuff that happens is all for twenty five minutes. So, if those twenty five minutes sucks….? Then why are you doing it? That’s the only time, except when I get to spoon our latex G Bear, that’s the only fun that we really get to have.
El Barto: To play the gig. That’s what it’s about for us. It’s coming out here and entertaining, and you know….
Rev: Connecting with rock fans.
Suzuki: That’s the fun part. The other twenty three and a half hours sucks.
IL: What do you say to people that have heard your CD, never seen a show, but are thinking about it. How do you get them to come down?
Suzuki: Stop thinking about it.
Princess: Get the fuck out here!
Rev: If you come to a show, and you don’t like the show, you come see the Revenator at the end of the show…money back guarantee. Personally, I’ll give you your fucking money back, but you’re leaving the venue at that point.
IL: Well, that’s pretty much all I got for you guys!
Rev: Excellent!
Just by the interview it should be easy to tell that these guys are all about the rock n roll. They are a fun bunch to be around, and they can be a bit crude at times but like they told me a few times……It’s fucking rock n roll man!
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